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The Gang Go On Survivor

6/5/25

Mac, Charlie and Dennis from Always Sunny In Philadelphia go on Survivor.

DENNIS is talking about how well respected he is in his tribe. The camera cuts to a pair of women talking about how he's a weirdo nobody wants to be around, then back to Dennis sitting a couple of feet away looking upset and confused. He asks if they had to record that with him sitting right there. Dennis tries to convince them that he's a good guy but they cut him off and walk away, then he complains to the camera that nobody on the island seems to respect him even though he dressed really well.

"I am a FINE dresser! In fact I dress better than anybody else on this island. Really, I mean, looking around you can see nobody else thought to put any effort into this kind of thing. The way a man is dressed lets everyone around him know whether to treat him as a slob or a king. And I am definitely a king." (Something along those lines, anyway).

Cut to Dennis getting dressed up to go talk to people. He is wearing a one piece red and black pinstripe suit that makes him look like an actual genuine serial killer.

Later on in the episode he becomes convinced that people don't respect him because his face isn't attractive enough, so he starts wearing makeup. He is really bad at this and ends up looking like an amateur clown. He is still wearing the suit.

CHARLIE and MAC featured very little in the episode compared to Dennis, all I remember from them is that they spent the whole episode fighting. I think Charlie was convinced that the show was a trial by combat and he had to wrest victory from the rest of his tribe by force. I can't remember Mac's deal, but I remember that strangely everyone in the episode thought that CHARLIE was gay and not him, and he was simultaneously insulted and proud about it.

Beer Ad Obituary

17/7/25

I died and my obituary was an ad for a beer company. I came back from the grave to complain about it in the newspaper, but the only person who saw my side of things was a crazy old English teacher whose only issue with the write-up was its grammar.

Jerma Dollars

24/1/25

I worked for Jerma and he paid me in cash but when I tried to deposit it I realised that all the notes were counterfeit with his face on them. It was specifically this image.